The old legend of Momotaro is criticized by my girlfriend, who is gorgeous, who remarks, "Isn't Momotaro weird? A fruit that size is beyond unimaginable.
Japanese Name: 僕の彼女は美人だけど「桃太郎っておかしくない？ あんな大きな桃ありえない」と昔話の桃太郎にケチをつけまくる
Writer: Etamethanol
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The old legend of Momotaro is criticized by my girlfriend, who is gorgeous, who remarks, "Isn't Momotaro weird? A fruit that size is beyond unimaginable.
My girlfriend is quite attractive.
She exudes the air of a young girl with a deep window due to her long black hair, translucent white skin, long slit eyes, and preference for modest clothing.
The relationship progressed easily as we got to know one another, and today we have discussions like these.
"If it's okay with you, would you like to see my folks the next time? I'd want to introduce my family to you.
The question "Are you sure!"
It's unnerving how neatly things are going.
But practically every attractive woman has flaws and issues, just as the proverbial lovely rose contains thorns.
No different was my girlfriend.
What kinds of problems do I encounter?
"Motaro seems odd, doesn't he?"
"No"
Don't start again.
A peach floating in the river that resembles a baby can be seen by an elderly woman washing her clothes there.
She fiercely argues that the size of the fruit carrying Momotaro is absurd after demonstrating with her hand that a typical peach is roughly this big.
She keeps criticizing because she believes that the Momotaro plot itself will fail.
Also, you should consider your physical stamina if you plan to bring a peach home with you. (She asserts that the peach must have been large enough to contain a baby.)
But I've heard that humans used to be quite powerful.
I also express a viewpoint that defends Momotaro.
"But there is a limit! You'll undoubtedly suffer back pain.
She tends to adhere to her own theories. She rejects other people's opinions because she is obstinate.Basically, it may be claimed that affirming and saying yes is accurate.
Her narrative goes on.
"Momotaro was born from a peach and didn't die from suffocation. He might have had air holes, but if so, water would keep coming in, drowning him in the river. The environment here is fairly relaxed.
If told that the setting was too loose, even the creators of the Momotaro narrative may wryly laugh.
'I'm going to Onigashima,' Momotaro declares when he is an adult. But how did Momotaro do it when the old guy and the old woman aren't martial arts experts?
You are aware now. She enjoys critiquing fairy tales and folktales.
According to Urashima Taro, if you travel to the ocean's bottom on a turtle, you will perish.
Cinderella's glass shoes are undoubtedly unpleasant.This holds true.
The attempt to insert a tsukkomi into folktales and fairy tales and view them from a different perspective intrigues me, however in this particular situation, she says some verses honestly and not in jest. Some things I just can't keep up with.
Her narrative goes on.
Why do pheasants, dogs, and monkeys go along with killing demons with millet dumplings? Isn't that odd? It makes sense to suspect that the dumplings included an odd substance.
The information isn't particularly fresh either.
It's definitely more than a second brew, given that millet dumplings include harmful components.
I know she'll be insulted if I call it out that way, so I'm forced to compliment her instead by saying, "You're right. I didn't think of that concept.
Finally, Momotaro and his friends arrive at Onigashima Island, but isn't it too small to defeat a demon with a young man and three animals?
Everyone who has read Momotaro has undoubtedly considered the weak tale at some point.
It's not a hypothesis to show off with such a serious tone, aside from being a joke.
Although the grandfather and grandmother are evil characters who were involved in the background, the story has a happy conclusion after the demon is vanquished.
The grandpa and grandma mastermind conclusion and the demon victim notion have undoubtedly been repeated many times.
To respond to such a tale as if it were a brand-new hypothesis is incredibly taxing.
"...I'm curious if it works like this. Ah, it feels good. Hey, Momotaro says all kinds of weird things.
I can't help but nod as she directs her gorgeous face at me.
Finally completed.
You could assume from the way she seems that my girlfriend is a wildly crazy and troublesome individual, but save the fact that she is particular about folklore, she is an incredibly talented person who has no defects.
Although it's a poor way to explain it, if you can get along with her and accept that explanation, everything will be great.
I forcefully change the subject since I don't want to talk about Momotaro's tale again.
"Yes. Why don't you take me to visit your parents? Where are your parents' residences?
Actually, you didn't inform me about it, I just thought. Why not take me right away?
She pulled out her phone as soon as I stated this and made a pick-up request.
I picture a limousine or any other vehicle sprinting from the opposite side of the street. I can't be mistaken; the image I had of a young woman with a deep window was accurate.
I quickly received a pickup.
But not from across the street, but rather from above.
"'-'?"
A flying craft that resembled a rabbit appeared and touched down in front of us.
Agent-like men in black suits and sunglasses emerge from the building.
We are here to pick you up, Princess.
"I'm grateful. Come on, move along.
She begs me to board the ship, so I do. then posit the same query as before.
"Where is the house of your parents?"
It's the moon, I guess.
"Moon!?"
The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter is a folktale. My ancestor is Princess Kaguya, who features in the tale.
It was a truth that was pretty appropriate given her attractiveness.
Now that I think about it, Taketori Monogatari has never been a target when she is particular about folktales and fairy tales.
I still didn't understand why the heirs of Princess Kaguya were bringing up Momotaro, though. This was peculiar.
Perhaps there was some sort of conflict.
As in, "Taketori Monogatari is the only fairy tale that is not strange in folk tales and fairy tales."
The ship we were on surfaced while we were inside.
I wasn't wearing anything, but even without anything, I felt secure and at home inside. In a split second, the ship took off and soared toward the moon.
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